I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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