Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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