similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Will exercising make me less horny?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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