he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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