I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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