I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
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The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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