i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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