she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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