I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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