i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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