Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I've blown a few things in my day
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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