what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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