I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Randomize
