sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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