I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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