Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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