And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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