but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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