Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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