It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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