My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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