i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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