iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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