hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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