he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
