Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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