Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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