This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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