Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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