i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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