Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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