Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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