she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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