dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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