Do you still have your period?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
