i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Randomize
