I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
