Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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