she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hippo gnu deer
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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