Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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