I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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