you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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