believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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