Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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