I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
