He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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