Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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