can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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