He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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