Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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