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ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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