On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
