Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
