walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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