I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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