Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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